traynors:

I mean I could’ve done my homework today but I also could’ve committed murder so there’s that.

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by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

choo choo motherfucker

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dontworrybekarl:

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

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